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Egg Nog

Hello, festive flavor enthusiasts! Today, we’re diving into the velvety wonderland of Egg Nog cocktails. Picture this: a sip that’s like a cozy hug from your grandma, but with a splash of mischievous holiday spirit. We’re about to craft a drink that’ll make you wish it was Christmas every day. Get ready for an egg-citing adventure in a glass!

Yield and Total Time: This recipe serves two lucky souls, and you’ll be sipping on holiday cheer in just 10 minutes. Because waiting any longer for Egg Nog would be a yuletide travesty.

Ingredients:

  • 2 large eggs (preferably from the happiest hens in town)
  • 1/2 cup of sugar (because, let’s be real, it’s the most wonderful time of the year to indulge)
  • 1 cup of whole milk (because we’re making magic, not compromises)
  • 1 cup of heavy cream (because we’re serious about this nog business)
  • 3 ounces of bourbon (or more, depending on your holiday stress level)
  • A pinch of nutmeg for garnish (because every cocktail needs a sprinkle of fairy dust)

Directions:

a. Don your favorite ugly Christmas sweater. It’s not mandatory, but it enhances the Egg Nog experience tenfold.

b. In a bowl, separate the egg yolks from the whites. Think of it as a symbolic separation of naughty and nice.

c. Add the sugar to the egg yolks and beat them like you’re training for the holiday baking Olympics. We’re going for fluffy, not flop-y.

d. Slowly pour in the milk and cream, stirring as if you’re orchestrating a winter symphony. The goal here is smooth and creamy, just like a snowman’s dream.

e. Now, the moment of truth – introduce the bourbon. Stir it in gently, like you’re inviting an old friend to a holiday party.

f. In a separate bowl, whip the egg whites until they form soft peaks. We’re turning these whites into cloud-like perfection.

g. Carefully fold the whipped egg whites into your creamy concoction. This is where the magic happens, folks. It’s like turning your Egg Nog into a winter wonderland.

h. Grab your fanciest glasses (or mugs, we don’t judge) and pour in the Egg Nog goodness.

i. Sprinkle a pinch of nutmeg on top like you’re dusting your creation with holiday cheer. It’s the finishing touch that ties the whole sip together.

j. Sip slowly and savor the warmth, the flavor, and the undeniable magic of homemade Egg Nog. You’ve just crafted a masterpiece, my friend.

Summary:

There you have it – the Egg Nog recipe that’ll make you the hero of your holiday gatherings. Share it with loved ones, bask in the glow of your mixology mastery, and let the festive vibes take over. Cheers to eggnog-induced bliss and the joy of the season! May your days be merry, your nights be noggy, and your heart be as full as your cup. Happy sipping! 🎄🥃

Photo by: Mike Garten

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